Some fun for a change

A programmer is leaving his house to pick up his dry cleaning. His wife tells him, “While you’re out, do some grocery shopping.” The programmer never returns home.

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman’s breasts.
“Hey!” she says. “Those are private!”
The man says, “But we’re in the same class!”

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